Simone, a wannabe vampire who's about to get evicted from her apartment, interviews several weirdos, including psycho vampire hunter Marcus. Her brother, Sam convinces her to allow ditzy Ashlee to be her new roomie. Convinced that Simone is a real vampire, Marcus sneaks into her apartment and tries to kill her, but ends up getting attacked and bitten by Ashlee, who is a real vampire! While the girls are away, Marcus kidnaps and takes Sam to an abandoned factorywhere he holds him hostage in exchange for Ashlee, who he intends to slay. Simone and Ashlee get their hands on Marcus' friend, Vin and his cousin-in-law, Sal.They meet Marcus at the factory and try to swap prisoners, but Vin’s friend Brinkhouse appears and causes Ashlee to suck the silver out of Sal’s blood, allowing him to turn into a werewolf! Todd tries to record the werewolf having sex with her for his porn website, but Marcus joins up with Simone and the gang and end up turning the table on Todd who gets it in the end!