Eddie Durkan, self-proclaimed leader of the Bucks is dreading spending another summer ‘bored out of his skull’. Ireland has qualified for the Euro’s in Poland, but with no money and apathetic mates, it’s up to Eddie to get them out of Castletown and onto the road in search of the football and the craic. A small inheritance and an old van provide an escape plan, but the trip takes a turn for the worse after an unscheduled stop-off in Amsterdam. To pay off a huge strip club bar bill two of the boys have to become drugs mules. Suddenly it’s not just about getting to Poland to watch the football - they need to get there alive, with the ‘package’, without getting arrested and without being molested by baboons.