In Country... Club
Series 1, Episode 1 Unrated
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When Steve is selected to sing the national anthem at the Langley Falls Veterans' Day celebration, he gets some heat from Stan who doesn't think he's ready for such an undertaking. Unimpressed with Steve's vocal talents, Stan decides Steve needs to experience real war in order to sing about our country's military prowess. But things quickly go south when Roger gets involved and Steve goes bananas.
Moon Over Isla Island
Series 1, Episode 2 Unrated
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Stan has to convince the dictator of Isla Island to sign a treaty in order to get a promotion at work. When Stan meets the general and accidentally kills him, he gets Roger to pose as the leader of the small island nation. However, Roger takes his persona too far and Stan has to rescue him from an impending revolution. Meanwhile, Steve and Snot become competitive to see who can get farther with the other's mom.
Home Adrone
Series 1, Episode 3 Unrated
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Steve is left home alone when the family takes a trip to look at a potential college for Hayley. When his friends arrive and realize he has the run of the house, they persuade Steve to break the rules. They’re soon in over their heads when they discover that what they thought was a video game is actually a military controlled drone. As they attempt to cover their tracks, Roger has a meltdown that keeps the family from making their trip. Stan returns to find that Steve has betrayed his trust and thrust them into a high-level security situation.
Brains Brains & Automobiles
Series 1, Episode 4 Unrated
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When Hayley and Steve leave for their respective summers of fun, Francine looks forward to her newfound alone time with Stan. There's only one problem: Roger is still living in the attic fighting for every second of attention he can get. When Francine teaches Roger to be self-sufficient, he finally gets a place of his own. Stan fears that he will bore Francine into leaving him and cooks up a scheme to bring Roger back to the house and liven things up. Meanwhile at camp, Steve and his pals fall prey to a scheme that doesn't quite have the effect they were hoping for.
Man In Moonbounce
Series 1, Episode 5 Unrated
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Stan nearly ruins Steve's birthday party by demanding that Steve act his own age, but Francine saves the day by getting the moonbounce Steve has always wanted. When Stan reluctantly joins in the fun, he comes to realize he never had the chance to be a kid. When Stan has a run-in with local law enforcement, the father-son roles are reversed, forcing Steve to become the man of the house. Meanwhile, Klaus tries to re-capture the feeling of having a human body by getting a haircut.
Shallow Vows
Series 1, Episode 6 Unrated
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Stan and Francine are set to renew their wedding vows until Stan reveals he only married Francine for her looks. Furious with Stan, Francine "lets herself go" to see if Stan actually loves the woman he's been married to for 20 years. Meanwhile, Steve and Hayley search for the perfect wedding gift.
My Morning Straight Jacket
Series 1, Episode 7 Unrated
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When Hayley goes to a My Morning Jacket concert against Stan's wishes, he crashes the show to bring her back home, but when he hears their music for the first time, it calls to him and he's smitten. Stan becomes obsessed with the band and decides to follow them on the road as a groupie.
G-String Circus
Series 1, Episode 8 Unrated
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Upset that Hayley no longer wants his advice, Stan decides to prove that she is missing out on his sage counseling. After meeting a stripper on an important CIA mission, Stan takes it upon himself to improve her life and show Hayley that his advice works. But when he opens a new business, hoping to prove Hayley wrong, he finds himself dancing for cash to cover up his failures.
Rapture's Delight
Series 1, Episode 9 Unrated
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When the Smith family goes to church on Christmas Day, Stan is furious when he can’t get a good seat. While Francine tries to ease his frustration, a moment of divine intervention occurs. Upset that he has been left on earth with Francine during the ultimate fight between good and evil, Stan ditches his wife to get into the pearly gates of heaven, but when Francine is kidnapped, Stan fights to get her back.
Don't Look a Smith Horse In the Mouth
Series 1, Episode 10 Unrated
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When Francine demands that Stan get rid of his gas-guzzling SUV because it's draining the family of money, he hatches a plan with Roger at the local horse track to avoid giving up his ride. Meanwhile, it's up to Steve and his friends to help out an old friend.
A Jones for a Smith
Series 1, Episode 11 Unrated
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Stan puts down liberal social programs because he thinks they’re a waste of money and gives Francine a hard time for lending a helping hand at the local homeless shelter. When Stan develops a nasty addiction and needs help, he suddenly has a change of heart.
May the Best Stan Win
Series 1, Episode 12 Unrated
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Stan gives Francine “love coupons” for Valentine’s Day, but refuses to honor them once he becomes preoccupied with his very own CIA cyborg. Meanwhile, Roger helps Steve and his friends remake a classic ‘80s movie.
Return of the Bling
Series 1, Episode 13 Unrated
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When Stan admits that his heroes include Ronald Reagan and the 1980 U.S. Olympic Hockey Team, including Michael Eruzione and Rob McClanahan (guest-voicing as themselves), Roger confesses that he played on the team as Chex LeMeneux. But when Roger comes clean that he took steroids to win, they both lose. Meanwhile, Reginald tries to win over Hayley by taking her to a concert.
Cops and Roger
Series 1, Episode 14 Unrated
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After Roger and Francine are victims of a mugging, Roger joins the police academy so he can learn how to defend himself and his loved ones, but he falls in with a corrupt cop (guest voice Bobby Cannavale) who leads him astray. Meanwhile, Hayley’s new friendship threatens her long-term relationship.
Merlot Down Dirty Shame
Series 1, Episode 15 Unrated
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When Roger and Francine go wine-tasting, Roger plants a big kiss on Francine in a drunken moment. Francine decides to tell Stan about this incident, but when they sit down to talk, Roger convinces Stan that Francine started it all.
Bully for Steve
Series 1, Episode 16 Unrated
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Roger announces that he is putting a portfolio together so he can study crime scene photography. Meanwhile, Stan follows Steve around for the day and discovers that Steve shies away from obstacles, so he decides to bully Steve so that he will toughen up. But Francine does not approve of Stan’s approach and decides to help Steve stand up to Stan.
An Incident At Owl Creek
Series 1, Episode 17 Unrated
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In preparation for a neighborhood pool party, Stan tells his family to get in tip-top shape. But when an accident ruins the Smith family name, a humiliated Stan fakes his family’s deaths and moves everyone out of Langley Falls to escape his shame.
Great Space Roaster
Series 1, Episode 18 Unrated
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It’s Roger’s birthday, and he begs to be roasted, but when he ends up devastated by the jokes, he vows to pull his life together. Things take a turn for the worse when Roger takes it one step too far, causing the Smith family to go on the run.
100 AD, Pt 1
Series 1, Episode 19 Unrated
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Hayley sends the family into chaos after she and her old boyfriend run off and elope. Stan offers a reward to whomever stops the couple, sparking a cannonball run through town in order to stop them.
Son of Stan Part 2
Series 1, Episode 20 Unrated
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After Stan creates a clone of Steve, Francine and Stan compete with each other to determine who has better parenting skills. Meanwhile, Roger tracks down the AWOL bride and groom in Thailand.
Best Little Horror House
Series 1, Episode 21 Unrated
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Stan and Francine have had the scariest haunted house on the block for eight years running, but when one of their neighbors provides some stiff competition, Stan ups the ante with a “killer” set-up. Meanwhile, Steve falls head over heels for his overprotective friend’s younger sister and competes to win her heart in a Halloween showdown.
Stan's Food Restaurant
Series 1, Episode 22 Unrated
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Stan is ecstatic when Roger offers to help him live out his lifelong dream of opening a restaurant to rival his favorite childhood haunt – until their different visions for what the eatery should be cause havoc. Meanwhile, Steve meets Ashley (guest voice Hayden Panettiere), the new girl in school who invites him over while her parents are out of town.
White Rice
Series 1, Episode 23 Unrated
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After an argument between Stan and Francine breaks out, Stan suggests they go see a counselor (guest voice Jason Alexander), who hypnotizes Francine and reawakens her lifelong dream of being a comedian. Meanwhile, back in Langley Falls, Steve brings home a potential love interest for Klaus.
There Will Be Bad Blood
Series 1, Episode 24 Unrated
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It’s Thanksgiving in Langley Falls, and as usual, Stan invites his half-brother, Rusty (guest voice Lou Diamond Phillips), over to show off his cornucopia of wealth and good fortune. But when Stan finds out that Rusty is far wealthier than he led on, Stan tries to take from Rusty what he feels is rightfully his. Things don’t go well, and the Smith family nearly loses it all.
People vs. Martin Sugar
Series 1, Episode 25 Unrated
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If there’s one thing that Stan Smith loves, it’s a good jury trial. He anxiously awaits his annual jury summons. But when Roger is the defendant in the trial where Stan is the foreman, he is finally in a position to make Roger accountable for his misdeeds. Meanwhile, Jeff and Hayley move in with the Smiths, and Francine tries to get Jeff to clean up his act.
For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls
Series 1, Episode 26 Unrated
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Stan gives Steve a gun for Christmas, even though Francine warns him that Steve is too young. As usual, Stan ignores her, and when Steve accidentally shoots Santa, he sends the North Pole into a tizzy and jeopardizes Christmas.
Fartbreak Hotel
Series 1, Episode 27 Unrated
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After Roger releases lethal gas into the Smith residence, the family moves into a hotel while the fumes clear. With no housework to do, Francine finds herself with a lot of free time on her hands. After befriending the hotel concierge (guest voice Hector Elizondo), she soon finds herself working in the construction business, but realizes that perhaps she is better suited for family life.
Stanny-Boy and Frantastic
Series 1, Episode 28 Unrated
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When Stan and Francine meet a young couple, Tom (guest voice Anthony Michael Hall) and Cami (guest voice Sarah Chalke), their predictable lives get a shot of adrenaline as they do their best to keep up with the younger couple’s crazy and adventurous lifestyle. But it isn’t long before Stan and Francine struggle to keep up and come up with a plan to slow Tom and Cami down permanently.
A Pinata Named Desire
Series 1, Episode 29 Unrated
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With a flair for the dramatic, Roger invites Stan to attend one of his acting classes. However, tempers flare when they both audition for the same role, leaving them to duke it out for top dog. Meanwhile, Steve and his friends get into a pillow fight when they try to plan the greatest slumber party ever.
You Debt Your Life
Series 1, Episode 30 Unrated
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When Stan and Roger disagree over a recent string of events, Roger moves out of the house in protest but is quickly replaced by another warm body. After Roger learns of the replacement roomie, the two of them battle for Stan’s affection. Meanwhile, Steve gets a new job at school that allows him to do a little self-promotion over the P.A. system.
I Am the Walrus
Series 1, Episode 31 Unrated
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When Steve challenges Stan for family dominance, Stan does everything he can to prove to Steve that he is the alpha male of the Smith house. Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff seek marriage counseling when the honeymoon phase wears off.
School Lies
Series 1, Episode 32 Unrated
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In an attempt to advance in the CIA, Stan begins playing golf with Senator Buckingham (guest voice Burt Reynolds). Things are going well until Roger accidentally sells the senator’s daughter to a drug lord, forcing Stan to choose between family and his career.
License to Till
Series 1, Episode 33 Unrated
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When Steve has trouble crossing over into the “cool kids” social circle, Klaus and Roger place their bets to see how quickly Roger can make him cool. Everything they try backfires until Steve becomes the in-crowds designated driver. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine take turns pranking each other.
Jenny Fromdabloc
Series 1, Episode 34 Unrated
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After Snot professes his love for Hayley and gets shot down, Steve and Roger devise a plan to cheer him up. Roger dresses up as Steve’s cousin from New Jersey, Jenny Fromdabloc, and Snot falls hard for her. Meanwhile, Stan wants to live like a gentleman of the 1960s, complete with dark suits and dry martinis.
Home Wrecker
Series 1, Episode 35 Unrated
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Stan and Francine fight over how to redecorate the house. It goes so far that they split the house down the middle and try to live without each other.
Flirting With Disaster
Series 1, Episode 36 Unrated
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Francine gets a job at Stan’s office, which cramps Stan’s style and his ability to flirt with co-workers. When Francine retaliates with a little flirting of her own, war breaks out at work.
Gorillas in the Mist
Series 1, Episode 37 Unrated
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Stan spends some quality father-son time with Steve at the local zoo, but things go horribly wrong when Steve slips into a gorilla exhibit. Meanwhile, Roger bets Hayley that he can become a great Country singer and sets out to write the most heartbreaking song of all time.
Hot Water
Series 1, Episode 38 Unrated
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Stan is stressed by family life so he decides to buy a hot tub for the backyard, but he becomes obsessed and when the hot tub (guest voice Cee-Lo Green) starts singing and encourages some bad behavior they are all in trouble.
Hurricane!
Series 1, Episode 39 Unrated
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In an unprecedented ANIMATION DOMINATION crossover event, a storm hits the towns of Stoolbend, Quahog and Langley Falls. When the Smiths decide to stay home, they must fight tooth and nail to survive.
A Ward Show
Series 1, Episode 40 Unrated
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Roger becomes Steve’s legal guardian, but gets a little too overzealous in the parenting department and gets Steve’s BFF Principal Brian Lewis (guest voice Kevin Michael Richardson) fired. After getting beat up by the other teachers at the school, Steve decides to run away. Meanwhile Stan and Francine attempt to make waves after discovering that their vacation to the biggest water park in the world fails to get their hearts pumping.
The Worst Stan
Series 1, Episode 41 Unrated
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When Stan realizes that he might never fulfill his dream of becoming a Best Man, he convinces his last single friend, Principal Lewis, to marry the school's Superintendent (guest voice Anjelica Huston) and to choose him as his Best Man. Stan invites Lewis' old friend from prison to the wedding, only to discover a secret that could prevent the wedding from happening at all. Meanwhile, Roger finds the perfect pair of shorts, and an encounter with Ricky Martin (guest-voicing as himself) makes him question his self-confidence.
Virtual In-Stanity
Series 1, Episode 42 Unrated
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After realizing that he has missed every milestone in Steve's life, Stan makes a desperate attempt to bond with his son by creating a busty blonde bombshell alias, Phyllis (guest voice Sarah Michelle Gellar), whom he sends Steve's way. When Stan oversteps his boundaries, Francine intervenes to keep Steve's virginity out of "blonde's" way. Meanwhile, Roger starts his own limo service, and when a group of guys "drive and dash," he goes on a manhunt to get his revenge.
The Scarlett Getter
Series 1, Episode 43 Unrated
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When Stan runs into his former crush from CIA boot camp, his affection for her resurfaces, which drives Francine into a jealous frenzy. By including Roger in her plan for revenge, Francine accidentally leads him straight into the arms of a dangerous alien hunter. Meanwhile, Steve is struck with good luck, when he accidentally wears Hayley’s panties to school.
Season's Beatings
Series 1, Episode 44 Unrated
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Father Donovan (guest voice Martin Mull) holds a Christmas play at the mall and casts Stan as Santa Claus and Roger as Jesus. But after the two get in a fight and cause a scene, Stan is kicked out of the church. Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff (guest voice Jeff Fischer) adopt a child who turns out to be possessed.
The Unbrave One
Series 1, Episode 45 Unrated
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When Steve tries to prove his himself as a macho man to Stan, he follows in Roger’s footsteps and tries to change himself from the outside in with a superhero persona. Meanwhile, Francine is going through an identity crisis of her own when she receives surprising news that could change the family forever.
Stanny Tendergrass
Series 1, Episode 46 Unrated
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When Stan finally has enough money to afford a membership at the golf club he has worked at for the past thirty summers, his hard work and perseverance prove to be futile when the club gives membership to Steve first. However, things are not all what they seem when Stan realizes who the club owner really is.
Wheels & the Legman and the Case of Grandpa’s Key
Series 1, Episode 47 Unrated
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Stan joins Roger and Steve's fictional detective agency, but he ruins the fun by being extremely incompetent at his job. Roger demands that Steve fire Stan, but Steve cannot bring himself to do it and ends up lying to Roger. Things take a turn for the worse when Stan is kidnapped, and Steve must tell Roger the truth.
Old Stan in the Mountain
Series 1, Episode 48 Unrated
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When Stan is overly enthusiastic about his hatred for old people, a hex is placed on him that turns him into a frail, old man. Meanwhile, Roger takes Francine on a road trip to a dance competition, but she soon finds out it’s not what she bargained for.
The Wrestler
Series 1, Episode 49 Unrated
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When Barry (guest voice Thomas) threatens Stan’s old high school wrestling record, Stan enlists Roger in school to beat Barry and defend his small claim to fame. However, Stan is caught off-guard when Roger, not Barry, is actually the threat to Stan’s record.
Dr. Klaustus
Series 1, Episode 50 Unrated
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Roger acts as the Smith family therapist under his "Dr. Penguin" alter-ego, but his services are put on hold when he is sent to Iraq to fight in the war. Klaus seizes his opportunity to be the go-to counselor of the household, but ends up causing a major ruckus.
Stan’s Best Friend
Series 1, Episode 51 Unrated
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Despite Stan’s objections, Francine buys Steve the dog he’s always wanted. However, when the dog suffers a horrific accident, Stan refuses to take the pup off life support because of a traumatic childhood incident.
Less Money, Mo’ Problems
Series 1, Episode 52 Unrated
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After losing patience with Hayley and Jeff for their freeloading ways, Stan bets the young couple that he and Francine can live on minimum wage for a month. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger embark on a mission to test drive the car of their dreams.
The Kidney Stays In The Picture
Series 1, Episode 53 Unrated
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Stan discovers that Francine was unfaithful one night before she and Stan married. With the possibility that Hayley may not be his biological daughter, he travels back in time to find out who the mystery dad might be. But when he inadvertently disrupts the events of the past, he must do everything to avoid changing the future.
Ricky Spanish
Series 1, Episode 54 Unrated
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Roger rediscovers his alter-ego “Ricky Spanish,” an infamous character who remains the most despised man in town. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine are in for a surprise when their sponsored child from Africa shows up on their doorstep.
Toy Whorey
Series 1, Episode 55 Unrated
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When Stan catches Steve playing imaginary games with his toys, he decides to take his son down to Mexico to help him become a man. But the trip takes a turn for the worse when Stan and Steve are kidnapped by a drug cartel, and it’s up to Steve to break himself and Stan out of captivity.
Love, American Dad Style
Series 1, Episode 56 Unrated
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Roger (Seth MacFarlane) opens a crooner’s bar in the Smith family’s attic and recruits Hayley (Rachael MacFarlane) as his main entertainer. Soon, all of Langley Falls becomes enthralled by her singing voice – including Roger, who takes his crush on Hayley a bit too far. Meanwhile, Stan tries to prove his manhood by negotiating a good deal on a new car.
Killer Vacation
Series 1, Episode 57 Unrated
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The Smith family’s tropical vacation turns out to be anything but relaxing when Stan is assigned a mission to kill the activities director at their resort, whom his boss at the CIA insists is an ex-war criminal. Meanwhile, Hayley (Rachael MacFarlane) and Jeff (Jeff Fischer) try to rekindle their fading romance, while Roger, as his latest persona, Abigail Lemonparty, falls for an older gentleman.
Can I Be Frank (With You)
Series 1, Episode 58 Unrated
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Francine fears that she and Stan (Seth MacFarlane) are growing apart because he spends so much time hanging out with his buddies at the “CIA Chill House.” Meanwhile, Steve and his friends are recruited to join a boy band and make a music video.
Why Can’t We Be Friends?
Series 1, Episode 59 Unrated
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Stan decides that Snot isn’t cool enough to be Steve’s best friend. So he attempts to separate them by staging a shooting at an ice cream parlor, of which Snot is the only witness and is then placed in the CIA Witness Protection program. Meanwhile, Roger hires Jeff to clean his attic for extra cash, but keeps robbing him every time he goes back downstairs.
Adventures In Hayleysitting
Series 1, Episode 60 Unrated
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The Smith family’s regular babysitter, Lindsay (guest voice Alison Brie), breaks her leg in a soccer match. So Stan and Francine are forced to leave Steve with Hayley, despite her track record of being extremely irresponsible. When Hayley teases Steve about being a goody-two-shoes, Steve is determined to prove her wrong and sneaks out of the house to go to a party with the cool kids.
National Treasure 4: Baby Franny: She’s Doing Well: The Hole Story
Series 1, Episode 61 Unrated
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A Langley Falls talk show outs Francine as “Baby Franny,” the toddler who was once rescued from a well by a heroic fireman (guest voice Wil Forte). Then, on the anniversary of her rescue, she falls down the well again and makes a shocking discovery. Meanwhile, Stan and Roger have an entrepreneurial “eureka!” moment when they think of the world’s next game-changing business opportunity – male stripper shoes.
Finger Lenting Good
Series 1, Episode 62 Unrated
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Francine encourages the family to give up their various vices, but they all get drunk at Roger’s Mardi Gras party and enter into a harrowing pact with Bullock; he’s allowed to cut off the finger of the first person who cheats. Meanwhile, a pastie is left in the attic, Cinderella-style, and Roger sets out to find the “perfect bosom” on which to place it.
The Adventures of Twill Ongenbone and His Boy Jabari
Series 1, Episode 63 Unrated
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Francine tries to teach Roger the value of hard work after his character “Twill Ongenbone” fakes a degree in archaeology, but she quickly regrets her decision. Meanwhile, Steve asks Stan questions about Stan’s past for a school project, but is shocked by what he hears.
Blood Crieth Unto Heaven
Series 1, Episode 64 Unrated
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In a tribute to and send-up of the Pulitzer Prize-winning play, “August: Osage County,” a dark secret is revealed about the Smith family’s past when Francine invites Stan’s incarcerated dad, Jack, to Stan’s birthday party. Also in this spoof, Roger plays Edna, a maid who nurses Bullock and Hayley’s love child. But when Edna falls in love with Bullock, it could mean dire consequences for the kid.
Max Jets
Series 1, Episode 65 Unrated
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Roger (Seth MacFarlane) announces that “Max Jets,” a character of Roger’s who enjoys showering the Smith family with money, is soon getting out of prison. But a wrench is thrown in the system when Max falls in love with Gina (Michelle Monaghan), a gold-digging waitress who threatens the family’s inheritance.
Naked to the Limit, One More Time
Series 1, Episode 66 Unrated
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Roger pretends to be Jeff’s imaginary friend, so he can freely roam naked around the house with no disguise. But when big-mouth Jeff figures out that Roger is an alien, Stan issues an ultimatum: either Roger or Jeff must be killed immediately. Meanwhile, Steve becomes insecure about the shape of his rear end.
For Black Eyes Only
Series 1, Episode 67 Unrated
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In Part 2 of “The Tearjerker Saga,” a “James Bond” parody, Stan and his wife, Sexpun Tocome’s honeymoon is brutally interrupted when Black Villain (guest voice Kevin Michael Richardson) fatally shoots Sexpun. Determined to get his revenge, Stan teams up with former nemesis The Tearjerker to track down Black Villain and put a stop to his evil plan to melt the arctic glaciers.
Spelling Be My Baby
Series 1, Episode 68 Unrated
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Francine discovers Steve’s special talent that will help him get into a great school: spelling. But when she fears that Steve is being distracted by Hiko’s sister, Akiko, she takes drastic measures to ensure victory at the Pearl Bailey High School Spelling Bee. Meanwhile, Stan and Roger want Hayley to line-judge their badminton game, but she’s still devastated over Jeff, so they decide to push her through the five stages of grief as quickly as possible.
The Missing Kink
Series 1, Episode 69 Unrated
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Francine develops an interest in spanking. Then, Hayley tries to get back into the dating scene with disastrous results, and reluctantly submits to Snot’s (Curtis Armstrong) advance, agreeing to a dinner date.
The Boring Identity
Series 1, Episode 70 Unrated
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Francine tries to mold Stan into her ideal husband when he gets amnesia after falling off an arcade game during a CIA operation to capture the “real” Osama bin Laden (who, apparently, has been managing a “Dave and Buster’s” restaurant in Florida). Meanwhile, Roger lets Steve join his paper route to earn some extra money, but Steve is drawn into the corrupt side of the business.
The Full Cognitive Redaction Of Avery Bullock By The Coward Stan Smith
Series 1, Episode 71 Unrated
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Stan is shocked when Agent Crisp (guest voice Sir Ben Kingsley) from CIA Internal Affairs tells him that Deputy Director Bullock (guest voice Patrick Stewart) is showing early signs of dementia and must have his memory erased. Meanwhile, Steve runs into a bully at school, so Roger hires an old friend – alter-ego Stelio Kontos – to take care of the problem.
Lost In Space
Series 1, Episode 72 Unrated
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In the special 150th episode, the series travels to the slave spaceship that abducted Jeff (Jeff Fischer) -- with Roger’s (Seth MacFarlane) help – after Jeff discovered his secret (hint: Roger is an alien). To find his way home, Jeff must first prove to the evil Emperor Zing (guest voice Michael McKean) that he was always in love with Hayley (Rachael MacFarlane).
Da Flippity Flop
Series 1, Episode 73 Unrated
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Klaus discovers his original human body, but Stan refuses to help him switch back. So, Klaus steals Stan's body and Stan becomes the fish. Meanwhile, Roger turns the attic into a gym, and tries to pressure Steve into a long-term membership.
American Stepdad
Series 1, Episode 74 Unrated
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Stan (Seth MacFarlane) invites his mother (guest voice Swoosie Kurtz) to come live with the family after Stan’s stepfather dies, and tensions rise when Roger (Seth MacFarlane) is forced to share his attic with her. But Roger and Stan’s mom quickly fall in love and get married, and Stan is forced to deal with Roger as his new stepdad. Meanwhile, Steve (Scott Grimes) and his friends discover a mysterious plane crash while on a bike ride and come across a long-lost script of a “Fast and Furious” movie that they are determined to get made.