There's No Place Like Home
Series 5, Episode 1 14+
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Third-generation matchmaker Patti Stanger is back in Los Angeles, and she couldn’t be happier about it. Patti’s first millionaire is New Yorker Gary Mancuso, Jr., a 39-year-old Internet mogul. At first he comes across as your typical fast-talking East Coaster, but ends up displaying a few of his "multiple personalities". Patti’s other client is the very handsome Michael Donnellan, a 34-year-old production company owner who grew up in Italy and has lived all over the world. He seems charming, but Patti sees through his BS from the start, suspecting he’s a control freak.
The Chauvinist and the Playboy
Series 5, Episode 2 14+
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Patti is skeptical about her first millionaire this week, 42-year-old Brian Wallos, a wannabe Hugh Hefner who made his millions by making trading cards that feature scantily clad women. Surrounded by beautiful women all the time, Brian hasn’t been on a traditional date in years, but swears he is capable of monogamy. Meanwhile, Patti has her hands full with David Mezheritsky, a 30-year-old Canadian with traditional Russian roots. Patti is appalled to learn that David is a chauvinist at heart, who believes that career women don’t make good wives. Realizing that his closed-minded attitude is why he is still single, Patti brings in wife, mother and businesswoman extraordinaire, Tori Spelling, to show him that a modern day woman can do it all.
The Prince and I
Series 5, Episode 3 14+
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Patti’s first client this week is brand new to being a millionaire. Daniel Kibblesmith, a 27-year-old comedy writer for the popular website Groupon, is a self-professed nerd who doesn’t yet understand the social etiquette of dating, nor does he possess the polish of a millionaire. Patti’s other client is the complete opposite of Daniel. Mario Max Schaumberg-Lippe, or Prince Max for short, is 34 and allegedly hails from one of the oldest royal families in Europe. Currently residing in New York City, he has amassed a fortune developing his own fashion line, fragrances, and an upcoming vodka label. Patti must curb Prince Max’s habit of bragging about his fabulous life in order to find him the right princess.
Mama's Boy Meets Southern Gentleman
Series 5, Episode 4 14+
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Destin and Rachel bring in two polar opposite clients. First up, Brandon Broussard is a young, good-looking, down to earth Southern gentleman with a broken heart. Can Patti’s mixer get him back in the game? On the other hand, William Stern is a wannabe player playing the game all wrong. This phony baloney banker speaks of settling down with a nice girl, but his actions show that he’s settling down with a new girl each night. Patti calls in the help of resident relationship expert Dr. Pat Allan to break this player of his antics.
The Boys Are Back in Town
Series 5, Episode 5 14+
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Patti has her hands full this week with her first all gay mixer! She has sweet-talked her buddy and big-time Malibu realtor, Madison Hildebrand (of Bravo’s "Million Dollar Listing") into finally allowing her to set him up. With his good looks and TV fame, Madison is used to men flocking him, but can he learn to lose the "lazy lion" and find someone to make him purr? Patti enlists specialist Dr. Nikki to help her second millionaire, Eric Allan, figure out what is holding him back from getting into a relationship. Can she help Eric get out of his head and into his heart?
The Plastic Surgeon & The Pole Dancer
Series 5, Episode 6 14+
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Patti’s first client is Frank Stiles, a 44-year-old plastic surgeon from Las Vegas. He is a perfectionist with a God-Complex so Patti calls in life coach Matt Bennett to break Frank of his out of controlling ways and bring him back down to earth. Patti goes toe-to-toe with her second client, millionairess Emma "Wild Child" Ridley, a 38-year-old pole-dancing instructor that has been divorced three times. She wants to meet a secure and nurturing man, but Emma’s stripper moves and outrageous personality get in the way. To transform her into a classy lady, Patti gives her the ultimate makeover no one will forget.
Helping the Self-Helpers
Series 5, Episode 7 14+
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This week, both of Patti's clients are self-help gurus who can't seem to help themselves when it comes to finding true love. Steve G. Jones is a twice-divorced celebrity hypnotherapist who typically finds himself dating the wrong type of women. Patti helps Steve understand that a significant event from his past has been holding him back from dating appropriate women. Gary Coxe is a motivational speaker with a huge checklist depicting what he wants in a woman.
A Tale of Two Nice Guys
Series 5, Episode 8 14+
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Season three’s favorite "Nice Guy," Ayinde Alakoye, is back hoping that a second helping of Patti's matchmaking can help him find true love. This time he wants a woman who has beauty, brains, style and an entrepreneurial spirit, but Patti tries to tell him that nobody is perfect. Also on the hunt for "Miss Right" is another nice guy, Mitch Gordon, a divorced dad of three who can't help but share too much information about himself.
The Brothers Cruz
Series 5, Episode 9 14+
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Patti rarely deals with brothers at The Millionaire’s Club, and this week viewers see why. The Cruz brothers are bodybuilders who own a clothing line, and together they are double the trouble. Older brother Abe is good looking, successful and ready to get married, but he has spent the last three years in prison. He’s served his time, but has been out of the dating game a long time. Abe’s younger brother, David, found himself married at 24 and divorced six months later from his cheating wife. Now he’s ready to find the love of his life, but his confidence is way off.
The Young and the Loveless
Series 5, Episode 10 14+
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This week Patti has two of her youngest clients ever. Bill Clerico is a 25-year-old computer programmer who made his millions in Silicon Valley. Patti immediately realizes this "Baby Bill Gates” needs some dating confidence, and brings in the queen of sex appeal, Jenny McCarthy, to teach him some game. Patti’s second client is 23-year-old trust fund baby Skylar Hauswirth. Meeting hot girls in the Hollywood club scene is easy for Skylar, but he has never actually had a girlfriend for more than a few weeks. For Skylar it is all superficial, and Patti must take him under her wing to find him his first girlfriend.
Mr. Las Vegas and Mr. Personality
Series 5, Episode 11 14+
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Patti's first client is Frank Marino, host of the leading female impersonator show on the Las Vegas Strip. With a larger-than-life personality, Frank’s best known for his spot-on impersonation of Joan Rivers. Can Patti help Frank find a man who likes him for who he is on the inside and not what he "drags" around? Patti's second client is Jason Bross, whom she ironically dubs "Mr. Personality" for his lack thereof. Jason is a food business owner from Pennsylvania who needs to loosen up.
The Player and the Piano Player
Series 5, Episode 12 14+
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Patti is skeptical about her first client Michael Leslie, who is successful in business, close to his family, a talented musician and, to top it off, a hopeless romantic. Michael has never been married and at the age of 58, he focuses on dating women in their 20s and 30s because he wants kids. Can Patti talk some sense into this guy and make him realize his priorities are out of order? Patti is excited when she finds out her second millionaire is retired NFL star, turned ESPN-commentator Marcellus Wiley. Marcellus has a lot going for him including an Ivy League education. However, Patti quickly realizes that all those hours logged at work have put a toll on his relationships. She needs to teach Marcellus to be himself and keep his interviewing skills on the playing field, not in the dating field.
Patti Meets Her Match
Series 5, Episode 13 Unrated
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This week, Patti is her own client when she takes a giant leap and tells her team, "Mama wants a mixer!" After ending things with her fiancé a year ago, Patti is ready to use her own business for help in finding true love. Is she ready to let go of "Businesswoman Patti" and embrace "Dating Patti?" Entrusted in the search for her potential mate are Millionaire's Club staff Destin and Rachel, Patti's manager, Jeff, and her best friend, Rose. The team of matchmakers enlists Patti’s own all-star team of relationship experts to give Patti tips on how to navigate her mixer, mini-dates and new dating life.
Reunion, Pt 1
Series 5, Episode 14 Unrated
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Andy Cohen sits down with Patti for the first-ever reunion special. Visited by some of Patti's most memorable clients, including Hello Kitty fanatic Robin Kassner, who offered to buy her date a Maserati; Stacy Kessler, who Patti accused of having a mid-life crisis; Zagros Bigvand, who didn't follow Patti's rule of 'no sex before monogamy;' retired NFL star turned ESPN-commentator Marcellus Wiley, 'Million Dollar Listing' star Madison Hildebrand, and more.
Reunion, Pt 2
Series 5, Episode 15 Unrated
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Andy Cohen sits down with Patti for part two of the reunion special. Visited by some of Patti’s most memorable clients, including Hello Kitty fanatic Robin Kassner, who offered to buy her date a Maserati; Stacy Kessler, who Patti accused of having a mid-life crisis; Zagros Bigvand, who didn’t follow Patti’s rule of “no sex before monogamy;” retired NFL star turned ESPN-commentator Marcellus Wiley, “Million Dollar Listing” star Madison Hildebrand, and more.
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