A rock’n’roll vampire spoof about a down and out band, The Winners, that will do anything for a record deal. When their disgruntled manager tells them they are getting “long in the tooth”, he doesn’t know how prophetic he is. During a road trip, their humdrum image radically changes when Jennifer, the bass player, disappears one night with a hip vampire. She emerges with a sexually charged charisma that drives the audiences wild. As, one by one, the band members succumb to blood lust, their “gimmick” launches them into the limelight. Following an “incident” on a national radio show with “Rockn’ Roger”, they hit mega-stardom beyond their wildest dreams. Joey, the lead singer, is haunted by an eerie bartender, who turns out to be much more. Meanwhile, legendary vampire hunter, Eddie Van Helsing, is tracking them down, despite his fear of the dark. When a veteran music producer calls them on becoming a vampire freak show, they begin to realize fame is not what it’s cracked up to be.