Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
Series 8, Episode 1 Unrated
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On the eighth season premiere, Jake (series star ANGUS T. JONES) finds out that Alan (series star JON CRYER) has been dating Eldridge's mom (recurring guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH), so he packs up and heads to Judith (series star MARIN HINKLE) and Herb's (recurring guest star RYAN STILES). Meanwhile, Charlie (series star CHARLIE SHEEN) decides it's time to cut back on boozing.
A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
Series 8, Episode 2 Unrated
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When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get Alan to say "yes!"
A Pudding-Filled Cactus
Series 8, Episode 3 Unrated
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Alan moves in with Lyndsey but continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.
Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
Series 8, Episode 4 Unrated
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Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after Alan burns down their home. JUDD NELSON (Suddenly Susan, St. Elmo’s Fire) guest stars as Lyndsey’s ex-husband.
The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
Series 8, Episode 5 Unrated
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Alan goes out on the town pretending to be Charlie while Charlie sneaks off for some cosmetic surgery.
The Crazy Bitch Gazette
Series 8, Episode 7 Unrated
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Charlie's past comes back to bite him when his girlfriend (Liz Vassey) decides that his longtime stalker, Rose (guest star MELANIE LYNSKEY), is just too much to handle.
Springtime on a Stick
Series 8, Episode 8 Unrated
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Charlie and Alan try to set up their mother with Russell, the pharmacist (returning guest star MARTIN MULL).
A Good Time in Central Africa
Series 8, Episode 9 Unrated
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When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement (guest star TONITA CASTRO). Meanwhile, Alan believes he's being stalked by Lyndsey's ex-husband. Courtney Thorne-Smith returns as Alan’s former girlfriend, Lyndsey and Judd Nelson returns as her ex-husband.
Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
Series 8, Episode 10 Unrated
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Charlie goes on a spending spree for his old fling, Courtney (guest star JENNY McCARTHY), who shows up after three years in prison for conning him out of money. Guest star CARL REINER returns as Marty, Evelyn’s old fling.
Dead from the Waist Down
Series 8, Episode 11 Unrated
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Alan is ashamed that he can't afford to buy Lyndsey a birthday present, so he gets creative. JENNY McCARTHY returns as Charlie’s girlfriend.
Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
Series 8, Episode 12 Unrated
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When Charlie and Courtney break up, Charlie falls into a depression and goes to see his psychiatrist, Dr. Freeman (guest star JANE LYNCH).
Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
Series 8, Episode 13 Unrated
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When Charlie and Lyndsey start becoming friendly, Alan’s paranoia gets the best of him.
Lookin' for Japanese Subs
Series 8, Episode 14 Unrated
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Charlie's obsession with the newly "married" Rose leads him to stalk her. Meanwhile, Alan grows concerned when Jake and Eldridge start videotaping stupid and extremely dangerous stunts.
That Darn Priest
Series 8, Episode 16 Unrated
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Rose uncovers Alan's Ponzi scheme and Alan, in turn, meets "Manny," Rose's mannequin "husband." Meanwhile, Charlie is eager to get some alone time with Rose.