#1401 with Jerry O'Connell
Season 14, Episode 1 TV-14
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Show Open: Show open featuring John McCain (Bobby Lee) and Barack Obama (Keegan-Michael Key). The Johnny Gan Talk Show: Johnny Gan (Bobby Lee) makes a talk show demo tape in a bid to replace Jay Leno as “The Tonight Show” host. The Hills #1: Lo (Crista Flanagan) and LC (Nicole Parker) eat cheese and consider Anitra (Lauren Pritchard) as their new roommate. HNL: Jerry O’Connell: “HNL” Eugene stops to talk with guest star, Jerry O’Connell. The Hills #2: Lo (Crista Flanagan) and LC (Nicole Parker) eat cheese and reluctantly consider Alison (Erica Ash) as their new roommate because she is African-American. So You Think You Can Dance: A parody of “So You Think You Can Dance” featuring John McCain (Bobby Lee), Cindy McCain (Arden Myrin) and Barack Obama (Keegan-Michael Key). Viva La Cheata: Jerry O’Connell is John Edwards in a parody of the Coldplay video “Viva La Vida.” The Hills #3: Lo (Crista Flanagan) and LC (Nicole Parker) eat cheese and consider Caress (Keegan-Michael Key) as their new roommate. Coach Hines Saturday Session: Coach Hines teaches his students how to be gentlemen and how to be respectful to women. Fox Eco Party Red Carpet: Arden Myrin interviews guests on the red carpet at the Fox Eco Party. Show Close: Bobby: Show close featuring Bobby Lee and the season fourteen cast.
#1402 with Audrina Patridge
Season 14, Episode 2 TV-14
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I’LL KISS A GIRL: A parody of the Katy Perry music video, “I Kissed a Girl,” featuring Nicole Parker as Ellen Degeneres. VOTE FOR ME OPEN: Arden Myrin & Keegan Michael Key campaign to be the show opener. EVERLASTING LOVE: Three parodies of an eHarmony commercial featuring: Nicole Parker/Matt Braunger, Eric Price/Lauren Pritchard, and Christa Flanagan/a baboon. RICE AND BEANS: Bobby Lee & Johnny Sanchez attempt to make a commercial on Hollywood Blvd. with their own rice and beans energy bar. BREAKING OBAMA: A FOX News “Breaking News” sketch featuring Barack Obama (Keegan Michael Key) as a candidate with a “cup half empty.” OZZIE: Ozzie Guillen (Johnny Sanchez) curses repeatedly during a White Sox news conference...then finds a blind man to compete against his team. AUDRINA BRINGS DRAMA. FAVRE: Parody of the Best Damn Sports Show Period. BURGER KNIGHT: A parody of a Burger King commercial featuring Dark Knight merchandise. MADtv OUTTAKES. SHOW CLOSE: KEEGAN MICHAEL KEY.
#1403
Season 14, Episode 3 TV-14
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Episode #1403: Mad Men at MADtv, Facebook #1, Nacho: Outside the Apple Store, Mad Men Tag, John Mayer, Project Runway, Nacho: Outside the Apple Store Tag, Albania's Got Talent, Facebook #2, Governor Palin Q&A, Facebook #3, Eagle Eye Open, Living Super Lohan, Mad Men Outtakes, Show Close: Nicole Parker.
#1404: MADtv Sexy, Dirty, Politics
Season 14, Episode 4 TV-14
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POLITICAL WRAPS: John McCain, Cindy McCain, Barack Obama and Michelle Obama host MADtv’s political “Best Of” episode. PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE: George Bush and John Kerry debate. OBAMA VIDEO: A political parody of the video “Umbrella.” SWIFT#1: An anti-John McCain swift boat style ad. ANGELA RIGHT: Angela Right attempts to get President George W. Bush to sign a document. SWIFT#2: An anti-Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton ad. POLITICALLY INCORRECT: MARRIAGE: A parody of Bill Maher’s “Politically Incorrect” featuring Bill Clinton and Oprah Winfrey. WEST WING: A parody of the television series, “West Wing.” AL JAZEERA NEWS: A parody of the Al Jazeera news network that has the anchors and commentators repeating the phrase “death to America.” LETTERS TO LINCOLN: Morgan Freeman hosts a television program that features John Madden, Ellen Degeneres, Woody Allen, Brad Garrett and Jackie Chan reading letters written to Abraham Lincoln. GNARLY: A parody of the Gnarls Barkley “Crazy” music video.
#1405 with Ne-Yo
Season 14, Episode 5 TV-14
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I LOVE LUCY 2008: Parody of the classic television series, I Love Lucy. JOHNNY’S SECRET OPEN: Johnny Sanchez opens the show. WEIGHT SMASHERS: A parody of a Weight Watchers commercial. REAL TALK CONDI: Condi Rice reveals her true “gangsta” character. CELEBRITY WEDDING VIDEOGRAPHER: A wedding video documenting the marriage of George Takei and his partner. FARHID: Store owner, Farhid (Johnny Sanchez) discusses Obama and the presidential campaign with customers. FLIRTY NEWS: A newscaster (Ne-Yo) flirts with a reporter. HELGA’S VIEW: American Gladiator, Helga, guest hosts The View. UNCLE ED: AIRPORT: Uncle Ed argues with an airline representative about excess baggage. SPEECH WRITER: Barack Obama (Keegan Michael Key) takes issue with his speech writer regarding thanking veterans for “saving private ryan” and material about how great Obama’s briefcase is. I LOVE LUCY 2008 OUTTAKE: Outtake from I Love Lucy 2008.
#1406 with Jeff Probst
Season 14, Episode 6 TV-14
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NEW TNT SHOW: “Rough Patch” is a parody of shows “The Closer” and “Saving Grace.” JEFF PROBST OPEN: Special guest, Jeff Probst opens the show with a “Survivor” style presidential vote count. 3-MINUTE TAILGATE: Crista Flanagan hosts a cooking show in the parking lot of a college football game. GEICO: Parodies of “Geico” commercials with Geico customers and celebrities. COACH HINES: CONFESSIONAL: Coach Hines and his students confess to a Catholic priest played by Jeff Probst. COTTAGE LIFE: A television show about cottage life and unrequited lesbian love. NBA CARES: A commercial featuring NBA and WNBA stars Charles Barkley, Yao Ming and Lisa Leslie reading children’s books to Kindergarteners. DRUNK REPORTER: Matt Braunger plays a drunk news reporter interview people on the street. JOKE DETECTIVE: Matt Braunger plays a police detective with no sense of humor nicknamed “Laughs.” OUTTAKES: Outtakes and bloopers from sketches “NBA Cares,” “Geico” and “Coach Hines: Confessional.
#1407 with Serena Williams
Season 14, Episode 7 TV-14
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KITCHEN NIGHTMARES: A parody of the show “Kitchen Nightmares.” NEW MUSIC: Show open with Nicole Parker as a new age singer. NACHO AT THE BANK: As a result of the economic downturn, Nacho Hernandez, makes a run on a bank with his posse. LAP DANCING WITH THE STARS: A parody of the reality television series, “Dancing With The Stars.” SERENA: Guest star, Serena Williams plays super hero, Black Racket with sidekick Ping Pong. GUITAR HERO WORLD TOUR: A fanatical “Guitar Hero” player crashes a party and forces everyone to participate in “Guitar Hero World Tour.” BAE SUNG: HALF TIME SHOW: Bae Sung is the interpreter for the Chinese director of the Super Bowl halftime show. A BRITTLE BRIT BRITISH: A new British television series hosted by the Queen and featuring British celebrities such as Amy Winehouse and Lily Allen. SHOW CLOSE: Show close featuring Crista Flanagan.
#1408
Season 14, Episode 8 TV-14
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I’M MORE WIZER: A music video parody of Britney Spear’s music video, “Womanizer.” SHOW OPEN: THUNDER CLOUD GIVES THANKS: Native American, Eddie Thundercloud opens the show with a Thanksgiving message. NEW ACTION MOVIE: A parody of the Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro film, “Righteous Kill.” FINANCIAL TIPS: Billionaire, Warren Buffet and Razzle Dazzle give outrageous advice on how to survive the economic slump. BATMAN: Batman makes several budgetary cuts in his crime fighting abilities and introduces his new sidekick Pejaro, a Mexican gardener. AMAZING RACE: A parody of the reality show, “Amazing Race” with celebrity contestants, Melanie Griffith, Antonio Banderas, Celine Dion and her husband, Rene, Heidi
Klum, Seal, and Charlie Sheen. COFFEE TWINS: JOKE STEAL: An office worker steals an unfunny, “Time to go home” joke from her coworker.
POWER: Overzealous J.D. Power and his associates rate products and trade jokes. SHOW CLOSE: Arden Myrin is closes the show.
#1409 Best of #2:Holidays
Season 14, Episode 9 TV-14
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CHRISTMAS WRAP: Connie Chung interviews Barack Obama on MADtv’s main stage. ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH: The white employees of Abercrombie and Fitch are confronted by the black employees. THE REINFATHER: An animated parody of The Godfather featuring Rudolph. TICKLE ME EMO: A commercial featuring Tickle Me Emo, a depressed, super sensitive emo doll. ROOFTOP MEMORIES: A husband attempts to hang Christmas lights while his wife berates him.
STUART: MALL SANTA: While waiting in line for a picture with Santa Claus, Stuart gets into a confrontation with an African American couple.
ALL STAR XMAS SPECTACULAR: Connie Chung and Maury Povich host a Christmas spectacular featuring Joy Behar and a pig. FROSTY: An animated parody of the children’s classic, Frosty the Snowman. APRIL’S CHRISTMAS: Santa explains to a little girl that he must kill her and her family because she saw him placing gifts under the tree. SAW 4: JINGLE HELL: A Christmas-themed parody of the horror film Saw.
#1410
Season 14, Episode 10 TV-14
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Bobby Lee plays matchmaker with his castmates and revisits his alter ego, the Blind Kung Fu Master. Also “Al Pacino” and “Robert DeNiro” play sweetheart cops on MADtv.
#1411 with Jerry Springer
Season 14, Episode 11 TV-14
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Jerry, Jerry, Jerry: Jerry Springer gets confronted by the mother of his illegitimate child, her boyfriend, and a stage manager who claims they’re lovers. Daughters of Legend: An interview with the ditzy daughter of a famed civil rights leader. What Would You Do?: Hidden camera show detailing a man’s inappropriate reactions to contrived social scenarios. Workplace Reggae: Commercial for a cd of reggae songs about office work. Show Open: Women’s Day: Arden and Nicole discuss some of the great and not so great accomplishments of women in history. Henibana: A Benihana style chef has various mishaps while cooking a dinner. Tips: Ann Curry interviews a woman giving financial tips on dealing with the financial crisis. Luann on a Date: Comedian Luann goes on a first date, which gets interrupted by her ex-boyfriend. Jerry’s Final Thoughts: Jerry Springer gives advice based off the sketches from the episode.
#1412: Spring Break w/Tila Tequila and the Kardashians
Season 14, Episode 12 TV-14
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Spring Breaking News: CNN’s “The Situation Room” provides coverage on spring break 2009. Thundercloud Spring Break Open: Eddie Thundercloud compares Native American spring break traditions to modern college spring break. New Everlasting Love: Parody of E-Harmony dating commercials. Restless Leg Syndrome: Commercial for a pill, which cures restless leg syndrome by paralyzing your legs. Drive Home: Five guys driving back from spring break discuss a disturbing incident that happened the night before. Stripper Intro: Inappropriate setups for classic surprise visits from strippers. Tank: Spring Break: Tank tries to pick up women while at spring break. Death Toll: News report on a shipwreck, which claimed the lives of various morning zoo radio hosts. The Kardashians: The Kardashian family competes on celebrity Family Feud.
#1413: The Best of Michael McDonald
Season 14, Episode 13 TV-14
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MADtv Episode 1413: The Best of Michael McDonald: Kathy Griffin Intros Show, Dr Phil on Today’s Show, Coldplay Video, House Call, Mofaz The Prom, Kathy talks “the Dark Side of Mike McDonald”, Sean Gidcomb: Supply Closet, Head of the Family, Stuart Next Door, Moment of Truth, Kathy and Mike Close.
#1414 w/Cheech and Chong
Season 14, Episode 14 TV-14
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Bobby Confesses Open: Bobby confesses to Crista that he had an affair with another woman. New Prank Show: Hidden camera prank show hosted by Wilmer Valderrama. New Everlasting Love: Parody of E-harmony tv commercials. HSN Late Night: Late night home shopping program selling cat related products. Fav 5: Miley Cyrus, Diddy, And Kim Kardashian tell who’s in their T-Mobile Fave 5. Dictionary Words: Two spokespeople for Webster’s Dictionary list some of the new words that are being added to the dictionary. 24 With Cheech and Chong: Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong visit Bobby at his home to pick him up for their comedy concert. Ikeaclasts: Julie Andrews and the Dalai Lama assemble an Ikea entertainment center. Arden Pole Dancing: Arden goes to a class to learn how to pole dance. Johnny’s New Cologne: TV commercial for Johnny’s cologne, “Flirty Sanchez”.
#1415
Season 14, Episode 15 TV-14
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The Tagger: Two gangsters argue over the proper way to tag a wall. Witness Performance: a stand up comedian in the witness protection program performs his act from behind a screen. New Everlasting Love: Parody of the E-Harmony online dating commercials. Johnny Gan Game Show: Johnny Gan demonstrates his new game show, which is a take off of “Deal Or No Deal”. VMW Commercial: Parody of a BMW commercial in which a rich couple escape a wreck unharmed but the ones they hit aren’t so fortunate. AVN Awards: Award show for past and present performers in adult videos. Ribbon Cutting: Ignorant daughter of famed civil rights leader speaks at a ribbon cutting ceremony. Automated Service: A man deals with an automated help line which doesn’t seem automated at all. Cottage Life: Springtime: Two women doing a tv show, where one woman has secret romantic feelings for the other. Sounds Like the 70’s and 80’s: Commercial for a cd of cheap knock offs of popular songs from the 70’s and 80’s. Show Outtakes: Outtakes and bloopers.
#1416
Season 14, Episode 16 TV-14
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Andy Griffith 2009: The gang from Mayberry has to solve a murder CSI style. Bobby’s Last Try: Bobby professes his love for Crista through song and she finally realizes her feelings for him. Anthony King #1: New Hearing Aid: Commercial which appears to be for a hearing aid but which is actually for a divorce attorney. Anthony King #2: New Cereal: Commercial which appears to be for a cereal but is actually for a divorce attorney. Sesame Street: Billy’s Story: The gang from Sesame Street deals with the problem of childhood obesity. Anthony King #3: Olive Garden: Commercial which appears to be for the Olive Garden but is actually for a divorce attorney. Fave 5: The Hulk, Jessica Simpson, and Matthew McConaghey share who’s in their T-Mobile Fave 5. Coach Hines: Final Straw: Coach Hines is accused of assaulting a student and must appear before the school board. Nacho at the Earth Day Rally: News report from an Earth Day rally featuring Latin joker Nacho Hernandez.
#1417: MADtv Series Finale on Fox
Season 14, Episode 17 TV-14
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Fred Willard hosts the "MADtv Gives Back" telethon: Fred Willard introduces classic MADtv characters such as Oprah Winfrey, Lorraine, Miss Swan, and Kenny Rogers. Arden and Crista intro Artie: Artie Lange makes a sizeable donation to the show, but must retract his offer. Sopranos: A heavily edited episode of the Sopranos airs on the religious PAX television network. Obama: Parody of the Rhianna music video “Umbrella” featuring Barack Obama and Hilary Clinton. Johnny Gan: Broadcast live via satellite from Thailand, Johnny Gan contributes to the MADtv telethon. Miley Cyrus intros Stuart: Stuart monatge. Nacho at the Phone Bank: 'Lil Joker takes calls at the MADtv phone bank. Wizard of Oz: Lost Episode: A scene cut from the “Wizard of Oz” includes both a song and dance number and a sex scene between Dorthy and a one-legged slave. President Obama Reacts: Obama reacts to the wildly offensive sketch. Telethon Wrap Up: Fred Willard concludes the MADtv telethon. Coors Commercial: A parody of a Coors commercial that reveals the secret to its successful brew.