Do You Have Love for New York?
Season 1, Episode 1 TV-14
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After getting her heart broken not once but twice, New York summons 20 single men to her mansion with the hope of finding true love. The guys think it's one big party until New York’s mom busts in through the front door – Sister Patterson’s in the house and she’s ready to open a can of whoop ass on any man that’s not good enough for her daughter. After the guys present New York with their nicknames, it’s time for a cocktail mixer in the backyard. While New York spends some quality time with all 20 guys, her mom grills them to determine their worthiness. Sister Patterson gets in a shouting match with a guy that New York is really feelin’ and screams at him that he is going to be eliminated. She gives New York an ultimatum - either he leaves the house or she will. At the elimination, New York sends 5 guys home – but will she listen to her mom?
The Mangeant
Season 1, Episode 2 TV-14
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Chamo, NY's Assistant, calls the 15 guys to the backyard for a meeting. New York addresses them from her balcony -- they will be competing in a male beauty pageant, a mangeant, and the winners will get dates with her. With the help of 3 beauty queens, the guys get waxed and plucked and learn how to walk like real men... in speedos. The guys shake their asses at the mangeant while New York, her mom and Chamo judge. The next day, the winner and the 2 runners up take NY on a date to the Santa Monica Pier while the losers stay home and barbeque. But when NY gets back from her date, two of the guys get in a fight when one accuses the other of having a girlfriend. New York doesn't know who to believe but she makes her decision and eliminates 3 more guys.
Big Ballers
Season 1, Episode 3 TV-14
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The remaining 12 guys start their day with the usual trash talking until Chamo delivers a “New York Note”. The next challenge will test the guys on their earning potential – NY likes to spend mad cheddar so she needs a man who can bring home the bacon. The guys prepare their presentations and get dressed up in suits. They head to a boardroom where NY has invited a special guest to help her judge. But one of the guys has a mental breakdown during his presentation and storms out in tears – he collapses and is tended to by EMTs. Back at the mansion, the results of the challenge are announced: the winner gets a date with NY and the loser gets a date with her mom. The loser’s date gets cut short when he has another mental breakdown and Sister Patterson insists that he gets sent away to the looney bin. The next day, the guys throw a BBQ for NY and impress her with massages and lap dances. But later that night, she tells 2 more guys to get the f**k up out of her house.
What’s Up Dog
Season 1, Episode 4 TV-14
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Chamo delivers a New York Note to the guys – it says that NY wants a man that is good with his hands. The remaining 9 guys will break up into 3 teams of 3 and build dog houses for NY’s Chihuahua, Her Majesty. Some teams work together well but others fight over the details of their absurd canine cribs. New York and Her Majesty inspect the dog houses and declare a winning team. That night, each guy on the team gets intimate time with NY. Early the next morning, Sister Patterson wakes the guys up and takes them to a church service where she gives a rousing sermon. During the service, some guys cry and one manages to fall asleep, disrespecting Sister Patterson in her place of worship. That night New York sends 2 more guys packing.
Who's Got Game
Season 1, Episode 5 TV-14
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New York is down to her “lucky 7” and wants to know which guys have skills on the court – she’s lookin for a baller. She invites her friend Tamara Moore from the WNBA to put her men to the test and the best man wins a date with NY. The guys fight so hard for this challenge that one of ‘em ends up in the hospital. Later that night, NY proves that she’s an equal opportunity lover and spreads her love to all the guys in the mansion. The next day, Sister Patterson almost causes a riot when she pits the guys against each other at lunch. After this tumultuous lunch, another guy is sent packing.
Momma Said Knock You Out
Season 1, Episode 6 TV-14
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The 6 guys gather in the living room when New York tells them that they will be hosting a party for her girls while she goes shopping. The guys excitement turns to terror when ten screaming 11 year old girls run in the front door – it’s a princess party and the girls decide who gets a date with NY. New York takes the winner on a romantic Cinderella date while the losers have to cook dinner for Sister Patterson. Again, NY’s mom stirs up controversy causing one guy to almost leave the house in a rage. Just in time to capitalize on the tension in the house, NY brings the guys to a boxing gym so they can beat each other’s asses. One guy gets hit so hard that he flies out of the ring, and later that night NY kicks another ass to the curb.
Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner
Season 1, Episode 7 TV-14
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New York decides to do a background check on the remaining 5 guys so she invites their ex-girlfriends to a day at the spa. While the guys sweat it out at the mansion, their ex’s give NY and her mom all the dirt they want to know. Then, the guys get good and drunk to cope with an uncomfortable dinner party with their ex’s – but one guy cracks under the pressure and gets in a screaming match with NY. The next day, things heat up when the guy who made the best impression on NY gets a cooking date with her. But that night, one more guy gets sent home without dessert.
Gettin’ Hot In The Desert
Season 1, Episode 8 TV-14
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New York wants to get to know the guys better so she takes them on 2 separate overnight double dates to Palm Springs. At the end of each night, she chooses one special guy to join her in her room for a nightcap. At this point, the competition is at an all time high and the guys bash each other in order to impress their lady. But NY is feeling love for all 4 of the guys and is not afraid to show them how she feels. After crashing a pimped out golf cart and burning her weave in a hot air balloon, New York has to make her toughest elimination yet.
Momma’s Boys
Season 1, Episode 9 TV-14
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All 3 guys have met New York’s mom, now it’s her turn to meet theirs. The guys and their moms do their best to impress NY and Sister Patterson but they are tough ladies. The guys are very excited to be reunited with their mothers and they aren’t afraid to show it. They also aren’t afraid to make out or fight with NY in front of their moms either. Back at the mansion, New York’s mom pulls one of the guys aside and makes an indecent proposal: she offers him $5000 to refuse a chain and eliminate himself. Will he choose to follow or his heart and stay in the competition for New York’s love? Or will he take the money and break New York’s heart?
How She Took a Chance and Learned to Tango
Season 1, Episode 10 TV-14
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We started with 20 single men arriving at the mansion with the hope of finding true love, and now we're down to the final 2. It's time to recap all the best moments from this past season of I Love New York as well as some outrageous never before seen footage! From the competitive challenges to the drama filled eliminations, it sure has been a crazy ride for our girl New York and now it's time to relive it from start to finish.
The Final Adios
Season 1, Episode 11 TV-14
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After the last elimination, New York tells her final 2 men to pack their bags because they’re goin’ to Playa Car, Mexico for an exotic getaway! Mexico is beautiful but things quickly get ugly when the guys threaten to kill each other and must be separated until the final elimination. But New York doesn’t let a little violence ruin her good time. She throws caution, and her fake eyelashes to the wind and spends romantic time with each guy - from yacht trips and fancy dinners, to swimming with dolphins and making out on the beach. Back in Hollywood, New York makes the most difficult decision of her life and chooses the man of her dreams. But does he feel the same way about her?
Reunion Show
Season 1, Episode 12 TV-14
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It's the first ever I Love New York Reunion Show. All the guys are back (except the ones in jail, recovery, or therapy). New York and Sister Patterson will face the boys they dissed and the guys will square off and settle old feuds. Plus, New York and Tango will be reunited for the first time since Tango's surprise proposal. Are they still on their way to the alter?