A dismal fact we as a human race are forced to face is that every travel show ever made has featured a middle-aged British person showing you how to have the most boring time of your life in any given destination. Dex Carrington hates tourists, tourism, fanny packs, sun hats and everything else associated with "organized tourism" with an alarming passion. The cunningly charming yet borderline psychotic Dex Carrington accompanied by Italian Co-host FAB travel throughout Europe in an effort to demonstrate how to have the maximum allowable human dosage of fun in any given city.