From the minds of The Onion, Onion News Network is hosted by unflappable lead anchor, Brooke Alvarez,and continues to be the country's number-one source for breaking news, screaming political arguments, and vital information on pop-stars. This fall, the second season of Onion News Network is guaranteed to be nothing short of a news typhoon inside of an erupting volcano of information being struck constantly by lightning bolts of fact.