Terrorists and Gingerbread
Season 3, Episode 1 Unrated
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In the third season premiere episode, Christy and Bonnie have different ideas about forgiveness when Bonnie’s mother, Shirley (guest star ELLEN BURSTYN), who abandoned her as a small child, suddenly wants to be part of their lives.
Thigh Gap and a Rack of Lamb
Season 3, Episode 2 Unrated
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Christy and Bonnie try to help Jodi (guest star EMILY OSMENT), a teenage addict they met at their meeting. SARA RUE returns as Candace.
Mozzarella Sticks and a Gay Piano Bar
Season 3, Episode 3 Unrated
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After Christy and Bonnie get Jodi, a recovering drug addict back on her feet, they find themselves addicted to the rush of helping others and take on a new “project,” Michelle (guest star JUDY GREER).
Sawdust and Brisket
Season 3, Episode 4 Unrated
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Christy is thrilled when Violet tells her she wants to spend more time together and improve their relationship. Also, Bonnie tries to make amends with her nemesis in the building, Beverly (guest star AMY HILL). Guest star DAVID KRUMHOLTZ returns as Violet’s fiancé, Gregory.
A Pirate, Three Frogs and a Prince
Season 3, Episode 5 Unrated
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Roscoe's parent-teacher conference leaves Christy feeling threatened by Baxter's girlfriend, Candace. Also, Bonnie tries to get her dating mojo back by flirting with an unlikely target.
Horny‐Goggles and a Catered Intervention
Season 3, Episode 6 Unrated
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Christy and Bonnie try to be supportive when Regina (recurring guest star OCTAVIA SPENCER) tells them she doesn’t think she’s an alcoholic. Also, Wendy tries to convince the women to attend a sober holiday dance.
Kreplach and a Tiny Tush
Season 3, Episode 7 Unrated
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Christy hosts a family dinner for Violet’s hard-to-please future mother-in-law, Phyllis (guest star LINDA LAVIN). Also, Bonnie balks when Steve (guest star DON McMANUS) wants to take their relationship to the next level.
Snickerdoodle and a Nip Slip
Season 3, Episode 8 Unrated
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When Christy catches the eye of Candace’s wealthy, charming father, Fred (guest star HARRY HAMLIN), Candace and Baxter are outraged, while Bonnie pushes Christy to give him a chance.
My Little Pony and a Demerol Drip
Season 3, Episode 9 Unrated
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Christy’s burgeoning relationship with Fred gets more and more difficult for Candace to handle. Bonnie, however, enjoys the perks of Christy dating a wealthy man.
Quaaludes and Crackerjack
Season 3, Episode 10 Unrated
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In order to avoid her ex-boyfriend, Bonnie drags Christy to a new AA meeting, only to run into her ex-girlfriend, Jeanine (guest star ROSIE O’DONNELL), from 30 years ago.
Cinderella and a Drunk MacGyver
Season 3, Episode 11 Unrated
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Christy tries to help Julian (guest star JOE MANGANIELLO), a handsome, newly sober AA member, but her attraction to him complicates things. Meanwhile, Bonnie jumps at the chance to attend a lavish charity gala with Jill.
Diabetic Lesbians and a Blushing Bride
Season 3, Episode 12 Unrated
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When Marjorie announced she’s getting married, Christy and Bonnie are determined to make it the perfect day. RHEA PERLMAN guest stars as Mr. Perugian’s sister, Anya.
Sticky Hands and a Walk on the Wild Side
Season 3, Episode 13 Unrated
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Christy, Jill and Wendy find themselves in a sticky situation when they agree to help Bonnie smuggle an illegal substance across the Canadian border.
Death, Death, Death and a Bucket of Chicken
Season 3, Episode 14 Unrated
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Christy tries to be supportive when a health scare throws Bonnie into a tailspin.
Nazi Zombies and a Two-Hundred-Pound Baby
Season 3, Episode 15 Unrated
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Bonnie tries to get Christy to admit that she still has feelings for her ex-husband, Baxter.
Cornflakes and the Hair of Three Men
Season 3, Episode 16 Unrated
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When the restaurant closes for renovation, Christy takes a job as Jill’s personal assistant. Also, Bonnie answers a wrong number and falls for the guy on the other end of the line. WILLIAM FICHTNER guest stars as Bonnie’s mysterious caller, Adam.
Caperberries and a Glass Eye
Season 3, Episode 17 Unrated
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Christy encourages Bonnie to go out with a great new guy, Adam, only to find out that he’s not as great as she thought.
Beast Mode and Old People Kissing
Season 3, Episode 18 Unrated
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When Jodi’s boyfriend, Travis (guest star JESSE LUKEN), who was with her when she overdosed, shows up at an A.A. meeting, Christy struggles to show him the compassion he needs. Also, Bonnie’s new boyfriend feels left out because she spends so much time at A.A.
A Catheter and a Dipsy-Doodle
Season 3, Episode 19 Unrated
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Despite being extremely ill, Christy insists on taking her final exams. Also, Bonnie is furious when she suspects that her boyfriend Adam is cheating on her.
Pure Evil and a Free Piece of Cheesecake
Season 3, Episode 20 Unrated
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When Christy learns she made the Dean’s List at school, she’s disappointed by Bonnie’s lackluster response. RICHARD SCHIFF guest stars as Bonnie’s fantasy co-worker.
Mahjong Sally and the Ecstasy
Season 3, Episode 21 Unrated
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Christy and Bonnie don’t know who to believe when they hear conflicting stories about Violet and Gregory’s breakup. LINDA LAVIN returns as Gregory’s mother, Phyllis.
Atticus Finch and the Downtrodden
Season 3, Episode 22 Unrated
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On the third season finale, Christy’s dream of becoming a lawyer is in jeopardy when she is hit with the reality of how much her education will cost. Also, Bonnie becomes the disciplinarian now that Violet is living at home.