Physics 101 Much?
Season 301, Episode 1 TV-G
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When a cryptic villain steals high-tech gadgetry from several secret laboratories, the spies are sent to investigate. As the spies attempt to catch the villain in the act, suddenly their world is turned upside down -- literally. The villain has created a force field that he can activate within his immediate area that renders the laws of gravity benign. The villain’s ultimate goal: turn the entire earth into a crazy gravity-free world that only he controls. Can the spies stop him before it’s too late? In a b-story, the girls move into their new villa and compete over who gets the best bedroom.
Freaky Circus Much?
Season 301, Episode 2 TV-G
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When people in the Toronto area are suddenly reported missing, Jerry puts the girls on the case. Their investigation leads them to a strange new traveling circus – a circus filled with all kinds of extraordinary things. (And by extraordinary things, we mean kidnapped people turned into bizarre mutants via a weird, house of mirrors machine.) The girls discover that, behind the carnival-like fun, is an evil Ringmaster bent on revenge against the carnie-world that dumped him and his fellow freaks in favor of the new, “Cirque Du So Lame” shows of today. His goal is to eventually turn the whole world into circus freaks – allowing him to relive his glory days. In a b-story, Clover signs the girls up to star in a new reality show – and the camera crews arrive in full force. Not a great idea considering they’re supposed to be spies!
Computer Creep Much?
Season 301, Episode 3 TV-G
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An evil computer software designer -- think Bill Gates, but not quite so evil, has developed a computer virus that turns anyone exposed to it into loyal, zombified followers (people are exposed through computers, palm pilots, cell phones, even the spies’ own electronic gadgets). When the spies investigate, they realize that the designer plans to plug his followers into a giant had drive to infect the entire world and turn everyone into half-computer/half-human freaks. Can the spies defeat the designer before they and the rest of the world become infected? In a b-story, Alex has to get a job to pay the rent, but it turns out to be the job from hell.
Space Much?
Season 301, Episode 4 TV-G
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The spies are sent to investigate the unusual fall of very large, very fast meteorites around the world. Their investigation leads them to a space station (think “Moonraker”) where they discover the bad guy (girl, actually) -- a disgruntled “astrologer to the stars,” angry that she wasn’t chosen to take part in a space launch. However, thanks to the latest technology, she is able to “throw” meteorites down to earth, jealously aiming them at those who space-launched in her place. The spies have to stop her and most importantly the “big one” -- a huge meteorite launched at top speed toward L.A. (and the Lance Bass type star who was specifically chosen to launch in the billionairess’ place)!!! In a b-story, Jerry, concerned about the spies’ newfound freedom, hires a WOOHP nanny to keep an eye on them.
Morphing Is Sooo 1987
Season 301, Episode 5 TV-G
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A former villain that the spies once thwarted, Tim Scam, is bent on getting revenge against them. To carry out his plan, he’s built a “morphing robot” (think T-2), that can effortlessly take on the appearance of any living human. Suddenly, when the spies least expect it, people in their daily lives start to attack them (Mandy, Arnold, Jerry, etc.). The spies ultimately discover the shape-shifting robot is responsible. Ultimately they battle the robot and their former nemesis in a big showdown at WOOHP. In a b-story, Sam becomes a taskmaster – micromanaging her roommates’ schedule of chores.
Evil Coffee Shop Much?
Season 301, Episode 6 TV-G
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Das Coffeehaus, a brand new, mucho-chic coffeehouse chain, opens its doors and becomes incredibly popular... literally overnight. The chain’s signature treat is a dip in the “Perkolator 9000,” a crazy machine that submerges patrons in a full-bodied coffee bath. One dip and they’re hooked. When perky patrons are suddenly reported missing, Jerry sends the girls in to investigate. What they discover is an evil Barista brewing up a mighty revenge from his underground beanery/lair. With the help of his newly recruited coffee disciples (Sam included), he’ll carry out his ultimate plan – literally flooding the world with his highly desirable java for instant market “saturation.” In a b-story, Mandy discovers the spies’ secret… and, impressed by her tenacity, Jerry decides to make her a spy!
Forward to the Past
Season 301, Episode 7 TV-G
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When the spies can’t find the WOOHP building, they discover that a villain has traveled back in time to persuade a young Jerry to team up with him to start a different kind of WOOHP – the World Organization Of Hurting People. It’s up to the spies to travel back in time and put Jerry on the right path. In a B-story, Clover explores the latest fad, hyper sonic speed dating.
Planet Of The Hunks
Season 301, Episode 8 TV-G
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A rich and powerful princess (that's "princess" in the "spoiled-brat" way, not in the "royal" way) is abducting hunky men (top athletes, models, etc.) from around the world to keep in her “human zoo” (located on her private island, natch) for her own amusement. The spies are sent to investigate and find that, after the princess grows tired of the men she’s abducted, she puts them in a “thunder dome” type arena where they must fight for their own survival against the Princess’s personal (robot) gladiators. As the spies try to thwart her strange operation, they find themselves fighting for their lives against the princess’ latest toy – Magnaglad, a super-sized robot gladiator! In a b-story, Alex and Sam find Clover’s diary – and read it. They aren’t happy when they see what she’s written about them.
Super Nerd Much?
Season 301, Episode 9 TV-G
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Arnold accidentally comes into possession of a magic stone that siphons peoples’ coolness (turning them into total nerds) and turns Arnold into a total hottie. Can the spies stop him before he transforms everyone on the entire planet into nerds? In a B-story, Arnold runs for class president.
The Incredible Bulk
Season 301, Episode 10 TV-G
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When serious exercise aficionados the world-over start behaving strangely (i.e., they grow enormous muscles, strangely colored skin, super-human strength and seriously uncontrollable tempers), Jerry puts the girls on the case. Their investigation leads them to a totally buff, totally gorgeous ex-Mr. Universe (think Arnold Schwarzenegger) whose brand new product, “Bulky Bars” are creating monsters. Monsters that will grow so large that they literally self-destruct if they keep eating his sinister bars. This bulky-baddie's motivation? To eliminate the competition by turning them into "freaks who can't compete," clearing the path for him to make a major, Demi-Moore style comeback. In a b-story, Alex meets a really cute bodybuilder at her gym and they totally hit it off. That is, until he begins to "change." Can Alex save her Bulky Boyfriend before he explodes?
Dental? More Like Mental
Season 301, Episode 11 TV-G
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A bitter formerly world-renown dentist is bent on revenge against those who destroyed his practice. Armed with bizarre dental equipment, he turns his victims into dental disasters – including the spies. In a B-story, Mandy goes broke.
Escape From WOOHP Island
Season 301, Episode 12 TV-G
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When Jerry WOOHPs the girls right in the middle of a homegrown mani-pedi (courtesy of Clover, see b-story), they know it must be serious... and it is. Jerry informs the spies that fellow teen spy hottie Britney (from “Alex Quits”) has crashed in a WOOHP chopper on a remote island in the middle of the Atlantic ocean. The girls are extremely worried -- especially when Jerry explains to them that the island is a top secret holding facility for WOOHP’s most dangerous baddies (humans, robots, mutants, aliens, you name it)! Just when the girls think things couldn’t get any worse, Jerry informs them that Britney’s chopper destroyed the island’s security system when it went down -- and now the island’s “residents” are running totally wild. And one more thing: the girls only have a few hours to save Britney before the island self destructs! In a b-story, Clover becomes a “Beautylicious Betty” -- a peddler of overpriced, shoddy beauty products that eventually enrage all of her customers.
Scam Camp Much?
Season 301, Episode 13 TV-G
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The spies investigate a strange affliction where numerous talented teens (dancers, skateboarders, singers, etc.) mysteriously have lost their abilities. The spies trace the phenomenon to a talent camp, where teens go to further hone the skills. The spies go undercover and find that an evil and bitter villain is luring the teens to the camp with promises of talent scouts and national contracts. But the villain is really using a bizarre, elaborate machine to extract the talent from the teens so she can administer it to herself -- thus making her the most talented person in the world. Can the spies defeat the highly talented and elusive villain before they lose all of their own personal talents? In a b-story, the girls decide to throw their first big house party.