Evil G.L.A.D.I.S. Much?
Season 302, Episode 1 TV-G
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It’s X-Mas time and WOOHP is hosting its annual holiday party. The girls are seriously bummed because, like all WOOHP parties, it’s a mandatory event – and even more boring than the girls expected (they’re cornered by Jerry and forced to listen to his long-winded, nostalgic stories of his early days as an agent). But, like all things WOOHP, the boredom doesn’t last long. When a glass of punch is spilled on G.L.A.D.I.S., she sizzles and sputters… then goes positively nutty and starts to take over, locking everyone inside the building! Unable to send an S.O.S. (like in “Die Hard”), the spies soon find themselves fighting for their lives as G.L.A.D.I.S. launches an all-out war against them and the other agents (she causes explosions, turns the building against them, summons robot minions, etc.). A little investigation, along with some prodding of Jerry, reveals that G.L.A.D.I.S.’s motherboard is actually a copy of famous genius/villain’s brain -- a villain that the spies must interrogate in order to stop G.L.A.D.I.S. Can the spies achieve their goal before G.L.A.D.I.S. destroys WOOHP and the world? In a b-story, Mandy and Clover compete over a pair of Yves Mont Blanc boots.
Super Agent Much?
Season 302, Episode 2 TV-G
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When Sam and Alex notice that Clover isn’t pulling her weight on missions, they confront her about it. “Can I help it if my very full social life happens to spill into my spy life?” On the next mission, Sam and Alex lose track of where Clover is. When they find her, she’s single-handedly defeated the villain. Sam and Alex think this is a pleasant surprise. Suddenly, Clover is acting differently. Her secret agent skills seem to be getting better and better. When Sam and Alex investigate what’s happening with Clover they find out that a rouge agency has secretly modified her to turn her into a super agent so they can recruit her. In the climax, it’s spies versus super agent as Sam and Alex try to get the old Clover back. In a b-story, Clover’s busy social life is interrupted when she becomes an evil secret agent.
Evil Airlines Much?
Season 302, Episode 3 TV-G
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When a brand new, super-chic, super-fast airlines debuts (think Concord only waaay cooler), Clover is totally stoked – because she just won a contest to fly on the plane’s maiden voyage!!! Yes, she, along with a gaggle of international mega-celebrities (models, actors, musicians, various other hotties) will fly from L.A. to Paris in the blink of an eye! Clover is living the jet-set life… until the flight begins and she and the rest of the passengers find out that their pilot is actually a demented baddie suffering from a major case of CWS (Celebrity Worship Syndrome). Since he couldn’t seem to hang with the cool crowd down on earth, he’s decided to take them on a “permanent vacation” – he’ll “fly the friendly skies” with them forever and ever! How is this possible? Because the plane travels faster than the speed of light, it’s undetectable by radar (he can’t be caught)… and because it’s hydro-powered, it never needs to refuel (it gathers condensation from the clouds)… and because it contains a nightclub, 5-star restaurant, and health club he’ll never be bored (but that’s beside the point)! Of course, he didn’t count on having a spy on board. And so, after a 911 x-powder call from Clover, it’s Sam and Alex to the rescue. Despite being mad at her for “forgetting” to mail their contest entries (b-story), S&A pose as flight attendants and infiltrate the crazy aircraft. But can they stop the villain before he causes the plane to hit such insane speeds that it actually reverses the rotation of Earth (a la Superman) – allowing him to rewind history and “erase” everyone’s fame and fortune in a fit of jealous, CWS rage!?!
Creepy Crawly Much?
Season 302, Episode 4 TV-G
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When secret government installations are being invaded by mysterious unseen forces, the spies are sent to investigate. They make a startling discovery, it seems that bugs have been trained by former pest control magnate Max Exterminus as part of a plot to destroy the earth. When his bombs go off, the only survivors will be the world’s trillions of insects and their half-human, half-insect king Max Exterminus (Exterminus has been injecting himself with cockroach DNA). Of course, every king needs a queen, so Max Exterminus kidnaps Alex and tries to load her up with roach DNA. In a b-story, Alex starts dating a somber goth guy.
Truth Or Scare
Season 302, Episode 5 TV-G
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At school, the spies, thanks to Mandy, get roped into playing the latest game, “Reality or Risk” (a variation of the classic “Truth or Dare”). When Alex chooses “reality,” she’s asked to reveal who her best friend is. But when she refuses to say who she likes better, Sam or Clover, the girls start to get way competitive – vying for Alex’s affection! Meanwhile, a British tabloid journalist has invented a truth serum gas that makes his celebrity victims powerless to lie to him. He goes about gathering scandalous information from them in an attempt to make his new tabloid, RagMag, a top seller. His goal? To eliminate the competition. As the spies try to stop him, the villain uses his truth gas against Alex. When he finds out that she’s a WOOHP spy, his plan suddenly changes – he’ll use her to infiltrate WOOHP and use WOOHP’s weaponry to literally eliminate his competitors. It’s up to the spies to stop him... and figure out who Alex likes best!
Feng Shui is Like So Passe
Season 302, Episode 6 TV-G
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The girls arrive at Woohp to find things looking, well, different… pleasant… calming. Then Jerry reveals that it’s all thanks to YinYang, WOOHP’s brand new Feng Shui guru! “He’s here to make us all more productive… happy… balanced.” Unfortunately, the guru just makes Jerry more passive. In fact, he’s got Jerry so wrapped around his non-aggressive finger that he doesn’t even question the dude’s plan to rearrange Earth’s continents in the name of world peace! But the girls do: “I mean, hel-lo doesn’t Jerry realize that re-arranging the continents will totally destroy the planet?” In a b-story, Clover hires an intern (unpaid, of course) to help her arrange her life… unfortunately, things quickly deteriorate into a “Single White Female” situation!
Evil Valentine's Day
Season 302, Episode 7 TV-G
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The girls are shocked when Jerry WOOHPs them and announces that he’s getting married! Married!?! Hel-lo, the girls didn’t even know Jerry was dating anyone! Although he admits it’s quite sudden, Jerry is delighted to present his true love to the spies – Miss Myrna Beesbottom! Yes, the girls’ nanny is back… only this time she’s up to no good. Via a mind-controlling wedding ring, she’s managed to sink her claws into Jerry. Although Clover and Alex soon find themselves liking Myrna, and planning the wedding of the year, Sam uncovers the truth: Myrna’s got a sordid past and her true love is power. She’s just using Jerry so she can take over WOOHP! In a b-story, the girls are smitten with Guillaume, their new French pool-boy. Though he doesn’t speak English, he definitely speaks the language of love (or so the girls think – actually, he’s just interested in linings, filters and skimming).
Halloween
Season 302, Episode 8 TV-G
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Clover is stuck babysitting Chucky, the obnoxious son of her Mom’s best friend, on Halloween night, but luckily she’s able to rope Sam and Alex into hanging out with her so it won’t be such a drag. After getting some creepy anonymous phone calls, the girls try to take Chucky trick or treating in the eerie gated community he lives in. Oddly, none of the neighbors seem to be home. As they arrive back at the Chucky’s, the girls are scared out of their wits by what they think is a ghost – but actually turns out to be a fake ghost created by Mandy to scary the living daylights out of them (she overheard them earlier at school). Thinking the scares are over, suddenly the lights go out. The girls are about to dismiss this as more of Mandy’s shenanigans, but they soon find out a past villain who has a grudge against them has taken over the gated community and turned its inhabitants into ghouls bent on destroying the spies. Can the spies survive the monster attack and turn things back to normal before Chucky’s mother gets home? In a b-story Jerry is going to his first ever Halloween party and keeps seeking the girls’ advice on costumes.
Power Yoga Much?
Season 302, Episode 9 TV-G
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A hot new yoga instructor is gaining popularity, along with hordes of intensely committed followers. As this almost cult-like group tries to recruit more followers through the use of force, the spies are put on the case. They soon find out that the mysterious figure behind the craze is none other than Shirley, the POWER YOGA CHI-KWON-DO instructor from ep #034 “Boy Bands.” Can the spies stop Shirley and her super charged army of power yoga loyalists before they take over the world? In a b-story, Sam is failing gym class because she can climb to the top of the rope and it’s in jeopardy of throwing off her entire GPA.
Head Shrinker Much?
Season 302, Episode 10 TV-G
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A villain who wants to be the most evolved, advanced person on the face of the planet invents a crazy device which physically shrinks peoples’ brains, causing them to regress to a more primitive state. Essentially, he’s turning everyone into cave men. As society becomes more primitive, the world (including Beverly Hills), begins to turn into a lawless Mad Max-type society. In a b-story, Sam takes “charm” lessons to impress an extremely cultured boy at school. Unfortunately, as she becomes more sophisticated, the boy she’s trying to impress is turning into a brute of a caveman.
Evil Promotion - Part 1
Season 302, Episode 11 TV-G
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Jerry summons the girls and (after explaining that his mum is coming to visit) informs them that they're being promoted! They shall officially leave their junior spies days behind them and join the ranks of WOOHP's most elite secret agents, which means more danger, more responsibility and more missions!
Evil Promotion - Part 2
Season 302, Episode 12 TV-G
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The girls find themselves between a rock and a hard place. There's no way they're taking out Jerry... and at the same time, they've got to save Dean. And to make matters worse, Terence is watching their every move!
Evil Promotion - Part 3
Season 302, Episode 13 TV-G
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The girls uncover the identity of their savior, Jerry! The foursome redouble their efforts to stop Terence and his evil plot... but what is his plot and what is the Spy Droid Project?